A rejection letter.... from me

(modified from here).

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Graduate Admissions Committee
Department of *****
Big Deal University
*****, USA

Dear Committee Members:

Thanks for your letter of March 30. After careful 
consideration, I regret to inform you that I am 
unable to accept your rejection at this time.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in 
sending applications to different gradaute schools 
and receiving an unusually large number of 
rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of schools, it is impossible for me to accept 
all refusals.

Despite your outstanding record and previous 
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that 
your rejection does not meet my current career 
needs. Consequently, I will begin taking classes 
as a graduate student in your department this 
August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely Yours,
HonL

-- mr blog